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Is New York Pizza Overrated?
[HuffPo] I spend a lot of time in New York. I even rent a loft in Queens, and as I write this, I’m currently back in New York. As you can probably guess, I love the place. So when the New York office...
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Man Gets Drunk, Decides To Surgically Remove Cyst From His Dog’s Ear
[HuffPo] A Chicago man was arrested Sunday after attempting to operate on his dog while drunk, according to police. Stewart Gibbs, 44, allegedly told officers he was trying to remove a cyst from his...
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Some Dude From Weezer Wants Me To Believe He Didn’t Kill Himself & He...
Nice try, buddy. You would’ve had me too if it weren’t for the ‘correction’ tweet. Like, ‘wait, I need another week to finish recording my post-mortem record’. Don’t piss on my head and call it...
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Selfless Mother-To-Be Gives Birth Right After Finishing Chicago Marathon
[Chicago Tribune] Amber Miller was nearly 39 weeks pregnant — expecting her second child any day — when she set off from the starting line of the Chicago Marathon Sunday. She ran and walked even as...
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Ends Up Snowflake The Alligator Isn’t Very Good At Protecting Illegal Pot Plants
[STL] CARY, Ill. • Authorities executing a search warrant at a suburban Chicago home last week found a marijuana growing operation, processed drugs — and a 5-foot-long alligator. The McHenry County...
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Check Out This Ginger Bitch Fired For Flashing Her Drunk Cans & Fucking In...
[Chicago Tribune] A Chicago attorney and former chief of staff at a state health care agency, who allegedly exposed her breasts to co-workers, came to work drunk and kept nude photos of herself on...
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